Trumpitude: The Secret Confessions of Donald's Brain (Paperback)

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By Ellis Henican, Randy Jones (Illustrator)
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As seen on CNN!

You’ve heard the bonkers rally speeches. You’ve witnessed the pre-dawn Twitter-storms. Now comes the really scary part…the secret confessions of Donald’s brain.

It’s all here:

• How to choose the perfect supermodel wife. (Not too much English, please.)

• How to turn the U.S. presidency into a four-year product-placement campaign. (Why be bashful?)

• How to tweet like no one’s looking. (Even if the whole world is.)

• When to quit listening to your closest relatives. (We’ll have to get back to you on this one!)

Who says you can’t out-Trump Trump? If Donald set the standard—really, how hard can it be? By the time we’re finished, you’ll be palling around with dictators and insulting beloved friends. Your future will be huge-er than you ever imagined. Your hair will defy all gravity—your ego too.

About the Author


Ellis Henican writes the Trump’s America column for the global Metro papers. He is a bestselling author, a popular TV pundit, and the voice of Stormy on the hit Cartoon Network series Sealab 2021. Visit his website at henican.com.


Product Details
ISBN: 9781682615102
ISBN-10: 1682615103
Publisher: Post Hill Press
Publication Date: November 28th, 2017
Pages: 160
Language: English