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About the Author
SAUL GOODMAN, Esq., is Albuquerque’s most savvy criminal lawyer. A sharp-witted graduate of the University of American Samoa Law School, he prides himself on defending the rights of the little guy and helping his clients realize their full potential.
Fred Berman is a five-time winner of the AudioFile Earphone Award for Audiobook Narration and the recipient of the 2013 Audie Award for narration in Spy the Lie. He has read a number of audiobooks for young listeners, including Judy Blume’s Soupy Saturdays with The Pain & The Great One and Andrew Clements’s The Last Holiday Concert. He has also narrated the audiobooks for Robert Kirkman’s popular series, The Walking Dead.
Berman is an accomplished actor of both the stage and screen as well, performing on Broadway as Timon in The Lion King and off-Broadway in Hamlet, Twelfth Night, and King Lear. On television, Berman has had roles on NBC’s hit series Smash as well as All My Children and Law and Order. He lives in New York City.
STEVE HUFF is a writer for and contributing editor to Maxim Magazine. He’s written for the New York Observer, CBS News, the Daily Beast, Esquire.com and Complex Magazine, to name a few. One of the original true crime bloggers, Steve launched Village Voice Media’s True Crime Report in 2006. He’s appeared on NBC’s Dateline and CBS’s 48 Hours Mystery. Steve lives in New England with his wife, kids, and cat.